Nonexistent Memory

badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

(Source: cosimaniehaus223, via attacking-them-titans)

softrocklevi:

it’s always baffling to me when people say “the bible says adam and eve not adam and steve” yeah but like the bible says adam and eve were massive incompetent piles of shit who fucked up god’s creation and doomed humanity for all eternity are you really going to use them as shining examples of heterosexual goodness

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beetleshell:

captainqueeg:

I love the sort of sense it makes as a metaphor, and then no, no sense at all.

I really like this. This is actually really cool.

beetleshell:

captainqueeg:

I love the sort of sense it makes as a metaphor, and then no, no sense at all.

I really like this. This is actually really cool.

(Source: sambram3000, via attacking-them-titans)

gasaisyuno:

anonymous asked ⤖ Akise Aru or Amano Yukiteru

(via tearsofsilver)

jiyongs-g-thong:

wheres the customize button for my face

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angelophile:

skalja:

lumos5001:

most underrated Doctor

His face.


Always reblog.

Love, love, love Nine.

(Source: unapologetically-taina, via kaisylum)

adamaryy:

s4t4nluvr666:

uhmeliamay:

plot twist: the person you like actually texts you back

plot twist: the person you like texts you first

plot twist: someone texts me

(Source: feistiest, via kaisylum)

zaataronpita:

the last time I trusted someone I lost an eye

How often do you think Fury uses that excuse though?

  • the last time I did paperwork I lost an eye
  • the last time I wore colors I lost an eye
  • the last time I tried decaffeinated coffee I lost an eye
  • the last time I compromised I lost an eye
  • the last time I took life advice from Barton I lost an eye

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arglist:

“where are you going to college”

“what do you want to go to college for”

“have you decided what you want to do with the rest of your life based on 12 years of studying material that has little real world practical applicability”

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