Nonexistent Memory

ammit420:

whenever i buy new clothes i take them home and im just like yo what the fuck did i wear before i had this

(via zackisontumblr)

galaxypug:

galaxypug:

why does facebook chat only work when my message contains the words Mark Zuckerburg right now

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rnackenzie:

its hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you

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thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

sleptonshawty:

zixxie:

how all guys should react if a girl doesn’t want to.

how all girls should react if a guy doesn’t want to.

how anyone should react to anyone that doesn’t want to

(Source: theblogofeternalstench, via jerkidiot)

kingtrinbago:

The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread

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lizawithazed:

tastefullyoffensive:

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I can’t decide if this is brilliant or stupid or both

lizawithazed:

tastefullyoffensive:

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I can’t decide if this is brilliant or stupid or both

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wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

(via tyleroakley)

liquidglue:

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

liquidglue:

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

(via officialfrenchtoast)