Nonexistent Memory

greathaircut:

to the prankster who put “the moon” as the address on their online pizza delivery order: thanks a whole dang lot. i was up there for like ten minutes just aimlesly waiting, ringing the doorbell, kicking moon rocks around

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Anonymous said: you need to stop using that damn B) thing *takes your shades away*

yuki-menoko:

agirlofthenothings:

ryclops:

one of the best hypothetical questions i have ever heard (source)

This is my favorite thing ever.

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girltwink:

just let me slip into something more…. spaghetti.

girltwink:

just let me slip into something more…. spaghetti.

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did-you-kno:

13 isn’t the only popular unlucky number. In China, the number 4 sounds similar to the Chinese word for “death,” while the number 9 is bad luck in Japan because it sounds like the Japanese word for “torture.” Source

did-you-kno:

13 isn’t the only popular unlucky number. In China, the number 4 sounds similar to the Chinese word for “death,” while the number 9 is bad luck in Japan because it sounds like the Japanese word for “torture.” Source

animeliberationfront:

I literally overcame self esteem issues by making ironically over-arrogant claims because even if you’re joking about something a lot you start to believe it and that can totally work in a good way if you let it

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cucumberbatchin:

do you ever sit in school like i know the answer to that questions but i’m not saying it because this class is pissing me off

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kandieddubstep:

v-o-o-d-o-o—c-h-i-l-d:

darklydreamingdean:

dicaeopolis:

camwyn:

eternalravendreamer:

brodinsons:

oldandnewfirm:

beckyybarnes:

Vin Diesel does the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

If Michelle Obama nominates her husband and he starts a chain of world leaders nominating each other I am going to laugh so hard

Alas, the President was already challenged- Ethel Kennedy called him out on August 10th. He’s just doing the monetary donation instead.

On the other hand there’s a whole Congress full of leaders that I, for one, would GLADLY donate money to an ALS charity in order to see doused in ice water. Just sayin’.

George Bush already did it, and nominated Bill Clinton.

This is the best thing I’ve seen all year.

what a time to be alive

dave grohl wins here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLZOjLv0_6k

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